I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Text me some of your sweat
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