I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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