I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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