i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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