would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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