Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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