Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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