My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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