You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
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Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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