My nipple is on Facebook.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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