I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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