i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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