going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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