is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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