I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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