PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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