Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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