hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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