I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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