Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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