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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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