you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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