i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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