yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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