what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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