first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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