What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
this will be a night to untag.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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