so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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