he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
