I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
