Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize
