here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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