If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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