i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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