girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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