It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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