she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Randomize
