white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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