I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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