I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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