hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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