all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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