Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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