it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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