I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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