Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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