At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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