Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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