I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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