I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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