Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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