I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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