theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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