whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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