so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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